Tall, Dark & Asian

Does this happen to anyone else or is it just me?

I know that is seems like there is a simple solution.....MASTURBATE. Only its not that easy. I cannot make myself cum just using my hands. Even watching porn and touching myself just isnt enough. I need my BOB. My Battery Operated Boyfriend. Oh, and believe me, I love my vibrator. Maybe even a little too much. hehe. Nvm no such thing as loving it too much ;)

So I'm awake. Decided I should get myself off before I go to bed. I reach over into the night stand and slide that bad boy inside of me. I push the button to VIBRATE........ON HIGH...... nothing happens. I cannot express to you the disappointment and frustration that began that very moment. Fucking dead batteries. Tossing, turning, catching up on shows I have missed, trying to distract my libido so I can sleep............ but all I can think about is my animal instinct to fuck.

I went on a hunt. a hunt for batteries in my house. the remote in the living room, 2 AA batteries(BOB uses 4 AAs).... I keep hunting. Somehow everything else in my house uses AAA batteries. FML....

Its really cold outside but I'm almost to the point of getting dressed and driving to the nearest store open 24 hours simply to buy AA batteries in bulk. And I might as well get some lube while I'm at it and just make a party of it lol.