The gay world, possibly one of the most complicated worlds to come across. You've got bears, twinks, queens, drag queens, muscle queens, hunks, tops, bottoms, versatiles, pitches, catchers, the list goes on and on!
Here is a brief description of the categories.
Bears - Big hairy men Twinks - extremly skinny gay boys, usually on the feminine side. Drag queens - do I even need to explain? Muscle queens - muscular divas. Hunks - muscular men, usually extremly HOT! ;) Top aka pitcher - like to put it in the butt Bottom aka catcher - likes to take it in the butt Vers - like to put it and take it in the butt
Urban myth? Nay my friends, nay. We do exist. I am proof of it, still a virgin...and in my 20's. Crazy? Maybe. Horny? Def! Ugly? HELL NO! LOL. my virginity is my choice, I've had the opportunity more than a few times to lose it, but always opted not to. Why? You ask...well, I guess it's the same reason anyone waits. They want to lose it to someone special, now I'm not saying I'm going to lose it to the person I'm marrying because I am a scorpio with a high sex drive and I want to try different things and be with different people, I mean I don't want to eat the same sausage everyday for the rest of my life, who does!? I'm just waiting for someone who's worthy of it. So, I'm still waiting....no one worth giving it to yet. Sucks! I know! But I've waited this long, might as well stick to my guns.
Let's just hope I find them before I will have to marry the first person I have sex with, I mean I do want to be a young mom ;)
Is it true that eating pineapple makes you taste better? I have heard this so many times. I have no clue if it really works. If you are reading and you know the answer PLEASE i ask you just let me know. lol And how much pineapple do you have to eat to make a difference? What about peaches? I love peaches.
I want my pussy to taste like a Georgia peach DAMNIT!
I think I'm going to do a scientific experiment. I'm basically going to eat pineapple and have sex for science! And you bet, i'll give you all the JUICY details. ;)
I'm cracking open a can of it now. YUM!
Good thing pineapple is yummy. Imagine if eating okra was supposed to make your cum taste better. I definitely would have let that remain a myth to be busted by someone else.
Guess this is the second blog I’ve began with song lyrics. LOL. It was just so fitting for today’s topic.
I am an avid GLEE watcher. Tuesday was the extravagantly publicized Madonna tribute episode. Which, naturally, is a sex driven episode. But it wasn’t just sex, it was virginity.
The Holy Grail if you will.
I know everyone wanted to see Mr. Scheuster get it on with our little phobia-ridden guidance counselor. Alas, they shall choose to wait until Mr. Schuster’s divorce is finalized.
After watching Glee, I started thinking about virginity.
Thinking about my virginity. Now… don’t worry, I won’t be telling you about how I lost my virginity. I was just thinking about how serious I was about holding on to it
(Should you want to read about how people lost their virginity, there is a site for that purpose! LOL. It’s basically porn, but funny nonetheless. )
I had every intention of keeping myself “pure” for my husband. Now, at 25-years-old, I can’t even picture myself getting married.
Now that I’ve given up the goods, I have mixed feelings about it.
Why?
Because I LOVE sex. I didn’t even know I was a sexual being until after I had given into temptation.
Now, as much as I LOVE sex, I think it does cause a lot of problems.
You know how chicks are; can’t get it on without emotions involved. I’m not a needy one. I don’t confuse emotion with sex. I can separate the two, but there is no denying the fact that sex can make things... well, for lack of better words, messy. Sometimes it’s easier to just stay away from it.
I feel like I should have been pissed off at this sexy Hispanic girl. For all she knew we could have been together. I mean, we hold hands and sit basically on top of each other, people usually assume that we are in love... But I'm gonna let it slide cause Latoya and her were looking a little too smitten for having just met. :).
On a sour note, my ex just got married.
A few months ago she loved me, wanted to move out to Hollywood and help manage my career so we could be together forever. Bullshit. Tell me why I left, and next thing I know her fb status changed. Talk about a fucked up way to find out she's moving on. I'm a woman, I have some masculine tendencies but I wear heels, have pretty long hair and wear the occasional dress. And if I might say, I'm a very sexy rather adorable female. She left me for another butch chick. They even dress up as drag kings together.
Oh well, better luck next time I guess... Better keep dancing with women. ;)
...Cuz they know that it get’s them attention." Not me though. I dance wit women cuz they are SEXY! LMAO!
But real talk! I’m one of the greedy girls that likes her cake…. And eats it too. (Point to those who know what I’m saying here.) Anyway, onto my tale…
Friday night I wasn’t feeling very pretty. Miguel and Aoki, and Myself (LaToya), had planned a night out on the town. I was really into it, until the time came to prepare and pretty myself up for the public.
Now… Because I am working with a limited wardrobe, the options were slim so I kept it pretty simple; black skinny jeans, white knit top that slouches off of one shoulder. Some hot 5’’ heels (as though I needed the extra 5).
Threw on a wig for some extra sexy, which ALWAYS works.
Well let me just say, it was such an ego boost. I went from feeling busted, to feeling all out beautiful because of the attention received. Now, I’m not one of those women that need positive reinforcement to feel attractive. I don’t fish for compliments (I hate that quality in people). I have mirrors, I know I’m not busted, but we all have those days where we just don’t feel our best.
We went to a LGBT club here in California. Hot male and female dancers, and even cake!
Granted, I got confused for a celeb… boys screaming. Bowing and kissing my hands, which… well…. I LOVE! The bowing, not the celebrity confusion, well, I guess I don’t mind that either.
…. Anyway, I’m rambling…
There was a beautiful Spanish speaking woman there who, well, needless to say, caught my eye when she stopped right in front of me and said “Wow!” I was thinking the same thing.
I have never been one of those women who shamelessly make-out with a stranger in a club, but this stranger seemed to have that effect on me! Lol.
Maybe it was the accent.
Either way… HOT! Come the end of the night, we exchanged numbers and I received a text from her the next day, which was quite unexpected.
Who knows, maybe we will hear from my little Espanola in the near future!
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